Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

May, 12 2010 96 chars (1 sms) 5624 views Funny

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Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

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Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
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Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

A long married couple

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

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How 2 catch squirrels?

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relax......

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Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

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