Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

May, 12 2010 96 chars (1 sms) 4774 views Funny

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Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.

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Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.

student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

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Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
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Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

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Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
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Society Has ?

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They Say BAND HAI.

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Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

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