Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

May, 12 2010 96 chars (1 sms) 5376 views Funny

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Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->

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Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki

50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay

Yaken Nahe Ata Tu

Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Guess

Pakistan railway track

u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.

Meri Ek Naak Hy Aankhe''n Hyn Do

Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do

Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do

Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy

Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->

Is dress ka kya price hai

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

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Aik GADHA tha,

Aik GADHA tha,

Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,

Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..

Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

wife: Darling Where''ll

Wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?

Husband: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari

Wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?

Husband: I''ll Bring U Back

an unmarried girls request

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Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
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Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

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