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Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota
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Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota
Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota
MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?
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May, 12 2010
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pakistan me hua hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Yu hi Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.
Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.
Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
WAH..
tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
L--LLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))
memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
''Free ho?
''Free ho?
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ha tum sai hi kaha hai
Free ho?
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Main ny pocha hai Free ho?
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Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?
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Bhar mai jao na bataooo
:)''
Doctor To A Kid:
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA
A Nobel Award
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
pyar
Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha
Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
(0)>
/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
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