I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA