Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



  

May, 12 2010     96 chars (1 sms)     4862 views       Funny

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Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
Who Is A Doctor???


He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Yaar
Ye Dekh...







Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
Welcome To My Friendship World


Press 6 For Help
Press 3 For Money
Press 078 For Sharing Happiness
Press 93 For Sharing Saddness
Press All Previous Number To Call Me!
Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"


IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"




A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant



C - Cute
D - Dashing




E - Exciting
F - Fantastic




G - Great
H - Humorous



I - Intelligent




J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .