Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

May, 12 2010 96 chars (1 sms) 5559 views Funny

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Cheel Uri..

Kaw_wa Ura..

Maina Uri..
Cheeri Uri..
Tota Ura..

MENDAK Ura.

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya...

What Will You Find

What Will You Find

inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???

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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@

KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI

N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI

The most rommantic country of the world?

The most rommantic country of the world?

guess!

pakistan
u know y?

har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi

u murdered ur friend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

Some times small things in l

Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>

try to sit ...

On a

COMMON PIN :)

The sun makes Moon shine.

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes you shine......

Aik rikshaw ke peche

Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".

Samosa bi zaya

Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->

sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya

Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..

Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D

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Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle ka badshah hota

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