Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...
  

May, 12 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2498 views       Funny

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Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector





IN
1965
~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...


A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings


And


Shut Down For
Computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->