Husband asks:

Husband asks:


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
  

May, 26 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     1887 views       Funny

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Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",

Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"

Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..


Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam





Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam








wa bhai wa

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->
Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?


Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.


Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->