Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
  

May, 26 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     1814 views       Funny

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On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN


But….


Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror


Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!


Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:





" Main bohat khush hun that both are






"Sports MAN:-D"
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA
Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)


Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:


"Saboot To Utha Loa"
''---tension sms----
Is sms mai apni sari Tensions Fill kero
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ker di..?
Good
ab is sms ko-Ravi- mai bhank aoo

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ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :)
hahah''
Aam zindgi..
hum ek bhi ladki nahi pata sake..
College ka 1 semester khrab ho gaya....

Mentos zindgi:- ek bhi ladki hume nahi pata saki...Unka 1 semester BARBAAD ho gaya....
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

tO

to

aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa phir shuru
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"