Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
  

May, 26 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2167 views       Funny

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Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

























It''s called Marriage ... ;->
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.


Aur


Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?





Aray Sahi Pehchana




Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hyn ,
Aahe''n Bharte Hyn Aur Sochte Hyn





Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na



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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->
Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->
whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!


think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey

Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!

VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..