aaj mein boht beemar hoon,

aaj mein boht beemar hoon,
aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon




chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar
  

May, 17 2010     200 chars (2 sms)     3203 views       Funny

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PYAR

DOST

Sab atay hain jatay hain

PAR

Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay

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Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .










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Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
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Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.