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aaj mein boht beemar hoon,
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aaj mein boht beemar hoon,
aaj mein boht beemar hoon,
aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon
chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar
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May, 17 2010
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Funny
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''Hi, Doing nothing?
''Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur''s Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"''
Memon At Petrol Pump
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai
Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
girl are best engine in
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
pakistan me burai ko
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
A recently fired
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
JB
LOG HUMAY
KISSSSSSSSSSS
KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
in the absence of no
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,
This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:
''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano
''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
A Black Guy Was
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay . Ae dost...
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay .
Ae dost...
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Log aaye aur lanat de kar chale gaye..:-)''
Aaj kal ki larkiyan
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..
Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,
Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
Q:Paki Girl Ziada
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?
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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
pta ha is mulk ka
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?
Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa
uFf
Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
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