aaj mein boht beemar hoon,

aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon

chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar

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Bring her home

Keep your hand on her neck

Put your lips on her lips

And have a nice .....

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TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

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I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

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Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
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Exapmle>

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april 1st ............!

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if she/he rejects.......fool..!
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Son On "India Today",

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And WIFE On

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XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

XCUSE ME....
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