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aaj mein boht beemar hoon,
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aaj mein boht beemar hoon,
aaj mein boht beemar hoon,
aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon
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May, 17 2010
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''A baby mosquito
''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively..
Good News-
Good News-
Nokia N73 FREE
With 1 Kg.
Tomato...
Buy 1Kg.
Tomato
Only for
Rs.12,950.
NON SMOKERS vs Smoker
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
PTCL waly
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai.
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..
Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
"~"loVe"~"
"~"loVe"~"
Starts Frm Eyes,
Grows With Gifts,
Ends With Tears
But 2day
''''loVe"
Starts Frm Mobiles,
Grows Wd Balance Share,
Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)
Heer : Main Tumhary Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...
Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->
ho gaii teri sha
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
lunch aur dinner
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.
Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy
LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai
Larka: S:orRy
Larki:Its Alright
bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.
TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.
BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.
SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
itni btamiz aurat maine zindagi
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...
Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
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