aaj mein boht beemar hoon,

aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon

chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar

May, 17 2010 200 chars (2 sms) 2538 views Funny

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''Pani me tairna machli ka style

''Pani me tairna machli ka style
Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''

A man had a "Gin"

A man had a "Gin" 1 day the Gin asked him "Mere Aqa! koi Hukm dein?" Man thought n said:"make a road for me 4m my home 2 USA"Gin: "Mere Aqa This is very difficult, as huge jungles mountains n sea come on the way so it is very difficult".Man:"ok meri BV ko mera tabey farman bana de"Gin foran bola:"Sir Road single banani hai ya double".

Aj SUNDAY hai

Aj SUNDAY hai

Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.

Beleive me 7 din baad

Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga

Don''t Ignore it Its True.

At d beginning of any relationship,

At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na

What''s The Benifit Of

What''s The Benifit Of
"Love At First Sight. . . ?"
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It Saves Time . . .

KAAM KI BAATEN

KAAM KI BAATEN

-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.

-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.

-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.

-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D

Ek Chota Baby

Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx

Mariz:Mere oper wali

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

The SMS Of The Year 2009

The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)

You are Sweet, Cute and an

You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->

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