ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha

ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,




Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
  

May, 19 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     5932 views       Funny

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You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .


Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.


Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->