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Aap Mat Ghabrao,

Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->

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Sher ki shadi thi

Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

uss wakt shirt utari hui thi

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

Pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Bus Rahne do

Zindagi mile itnay dhokay

chalo miti pao its ok.

Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe

Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Samajh lena k
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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.

law of love

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Vakeel:

Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)

Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

an said to his

A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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