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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
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Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HAI bUt thOdee lAmbi hAi
propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
A Boy got Job in Girls
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?
Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar
Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do
Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha
Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga
Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun
ankh b baichain hai,
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,
ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
moral of the movie g
Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: YE$ MI$$,
Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
Kya Ap Panchvi
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
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Sorry, Nursary FaiL
jab question paper ho out of contro
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.
Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!
Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?
To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!
Papa All Is Well!
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Tamam bewaqufon ko
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...
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