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Bachay K0 Ghar Se
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Bachay K0 Ghar Se
Bachay K0 Ghar Se
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
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Dont give importance to MONEY
Dont give importance to MONEY
Bcz
It can give u
BED
but not SLEEP
BOOKS
But not BRAIN
CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY
LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS
so
Transfer it to my account...
Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
Send me msgs only in these timings
Send me msgs only in these timings
MORNING
6AM TO 12PM
NOON
12PM TO 4PM
EVENING
4PM TO 8PM
NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM
baki time tang na karna
Quitters Never Win
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
journalist to meera
Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Mausam Mast hai,
Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
1 Gang Thi..
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......
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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
meet in rajastan
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
jab koi baat bigad jae
Jab koi baat bigad jae
jab koi mushkil badh jae
toh
toh
toh
Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti baja k bol
bhaiya...
ALL IZZ WELL
welcome to sach ka samna
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
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