Bachay K0 Ghar Se

Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->

May, 14 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3030 views Funny

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Law Of Love

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi

T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Remember !

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Bring Her Home. . .

Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .

Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .

&

Have A Nice. . .

Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->

Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy

Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)

Every walk of life will contain

Every walk of life will contain

ups and downs,

flowers and thorns...

So my sincere advice to you is

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"Chapalaan pai rakhna"

defeating or beating me

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

wh8 d hell are

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->

Qimat Per na jayen

Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.

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Bachay K0 Ghar Se

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