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Bachay K0 Ghar Se
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Bachay K0 Ghar Se
Bachay K0 Ghar Se
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
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Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
. Darwaza bund tha.
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
See Stars Are Blinking
See Stars Are Blinking
Moon Is Shining
&
Breeze Is Singing
Because
I Ask them
To Greet You
A Special Night ... !!! :)
Bejan Phool ko khusbu
Bejan Phool ko khusbu dena koi aap se sikhay,
Rote huwe ko hasana koi aap se sikhay,
Dost banana to har koi janta hai,
Magar doston ko chuna lagana koi aap se sikhay..
Pathan: Me N Khat Likha
Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.
Tm Q Nh Ay.
2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi
1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha
K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.:-)
wish you a many many
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
a public service msg
A public Service Msg
Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .
Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !
"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''
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pathan naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
koi insan agr ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Shair:Arz kia hai
Shair:Arz kia hai
Pathan Irshad irshad.
Shair:Arz kai hai.
Pathan:Irshad irshad.
Shair:Abey Kamine bolne
To do
Pathan:Wah Wah Wah
I always pray 4u that.
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
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