1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses