Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Ye scooty kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.
