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Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
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Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
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everyday i wait for ur msg
Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,
then
I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!
Stop smiling,Im serious.
whn a girl falls dow
Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
who let you get on
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???
Can''t Understand ... !!!
Its English Vrsion
Of Song
Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
want to go usa he
Want To Go USA
Here''s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE
SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
todays fact g
~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!
I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
Itne Kam Kapray Pehan Kf
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.
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Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu Se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain.
Raheel :
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
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