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Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
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May, 14 2010
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Election Fever. . .
Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
A Lady Geting
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind
Pass d Popcorn ;->
Buhot Ache
Buhot Ache
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Buhot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kardiya
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus
Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
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extra sheet khappay
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA
NEWS
.
.
MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi
Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi
Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K
Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
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