Fizao me tum h

Fizao me tum h
Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo .

Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota
  

May, 22 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2399 views       Funny

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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur


aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.
Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,



company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''


0300 880 9400
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)