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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.
  

May, 18 2010     81 chars (1 sms)     2198 views       Funny

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Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.


Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.



" Ye Kaun Kaliya"


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????





Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.