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May, 17 2010
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''Jis tarha heere ko
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?
Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...
Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
Jo muhay sms na karay
Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile main KEERAY per jain.....
yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke mobile main keeray per jain gay...
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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
A Lawyer
A Lawyer
Will Do Anything
To Win A Case
Some Times
He Will Even
Tell The Truth … ;->
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
''Aap ko bohat bohat
''Aap ko bohat bohat
*EID MUBARAK*
heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo "
Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi
boy: suniye
boy: suniye
girl: kahiye
boy: aapko ek KAAM dena tha
girl: hein! KAAM! konsa KAAM?
boy:ZUKAAM
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"
Class: "At Once ..." ;-
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