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Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
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Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
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a man was injected
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??
Think
Think Harder
Coz
He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
Once bread and butter
Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Kon sa road?
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!
Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
Oe..Gabbar
Oe..Gabbar
Bahar Nikal
Kaha Chipha He Tu..
Or..
Kaha He Tere..
Kalliya-Walliya
Sambha-Vambha
Or Tere...
Msg Wsg..
''''Talking to a Genius
''''Talking to a Genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month'''' (chinese proverb)... So feel free to call me anytime.
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.
Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:
Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,
Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
1 Gang Thi..
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......
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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don''t know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
SpeciAL TEA
; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""") """" """"
SpeciAL TEA
1 MerE LiyE
Or
Doosri
B
MErE LiyE...
Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
PtA dEcLaReD
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.
GeO NeWz
LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
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