Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
  

May, 17 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3008 views       Funny

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Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
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Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
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TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,


aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo
Ap Roothtay Rahy


Hum Manatay Rahy



Apki Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy


Ap ne kabi Murr k Na Dekha

Hum peechay Sy Apko


Munh Chiratay Rahy
In A Marriage. . .





One Person Always Wins









And








The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
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" FARZANA"


In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->


Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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