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Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
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Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
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2-things in life that
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.
Must Help Me
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
"EINSTIEN"
"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked
.
.
YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye
Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye
Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran
Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
I Am The Most
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Q: Where do Pakistani
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
Are u free now Whn
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?
Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)
Dhamaka Sale
Dhamaka
Sale
Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount 4
Usa, Saudia & Uk.
Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari
Commission 10%
Website!
Www.Zardari-Dallal.Com ;->
sood haram hay
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..
beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Men''ll never
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.
And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.
Do u understand?
Baba Black
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?
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.
.
.
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.
.
.
Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
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