mubarak ho chief jus

mubarak ho chief jus

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
  

May, 06 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2023 views       Funny

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Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
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