Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
  

May, 25 2010     315 chars (2 sms)     3218 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey
KamEEnAy

BeghAirAt

KutTAy

BehAyA

ZalIl

mAnhOOs


jAhIl

GadhAy

MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SoChtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *


The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
Pakistan In 2010 ...

1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "

2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti Sab Tera Weham Hai " ;->
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The




"Principal"
"Winter magic"

1 glass me thanda pani lain
or
Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den

wo thanda pani usay garam kar dega

aur

wo

uth kar apko thanda karega....!!
Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!