''Aap ke haath mein Mobile h

''Aap ke haath mein Mobile h
''Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
  

May, 24 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2056 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.


A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi Di Bachon Wali

Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia Cool...


AuR

AuR






DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper
Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
A simple bye make us cry,

A simple joke make us laugh,,

Simple care make us fall in love.

I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!