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''Aap ke haath mein Mobile h
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Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
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Ye kon sa STYle hai''
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May, 24 2010
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there is nothing to
There is nothing to read in this msg.
U still coming down? ? ?
Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.
Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
Seven Phases Of Life
Seven Phases Of Life
1) Studies
2) Games
3) Entertainment
4) Love
5)
6)
7)
Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
Teacher: Simon
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Girlfriend’s r like
Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
Agar Ness Wadia
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!
ness-cafe...~
If I were to make a dictionary
If I were to make a dictionary
CUTE - YOU
SWEET - YOU
THOUGHTFUL - YOU
GOOD LOOKING - YOU
BEAUTIFUL - YOU
LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
koi dost ho tou tum jesa
Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa
Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA
Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar: BANANA!
during the match
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
aaj kal bohat khubsorat ho rahi hon
Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.
Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?
Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
qyamat ki 5 nishanya
Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan
1. Zardari Imandari Krega
2. Altaf Karachi Aayga
3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga
4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi
5. Adliya Azad Hogi.
A Smile Costs Less
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY
But
Gives More Light
So
Alwayz Keep Smiling
Coz
Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->
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