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5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
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5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
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May, 20 2010
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Now-A-Days Our
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K
"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
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Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
Wah wah
Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
"BOLAY TO"
Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;
"BOLAY TO"
Sali Ek dUM . . .!"
1 2 ka 4
1 2 ka 4
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi
Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya
2frn: O Really
1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife
Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye
Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi
Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi
Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K
Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
wo khush ikhlaqi
Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"
ACCA is still TOUGH.
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE
Example:
3+3=?
Options:
a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 6.0
Moral:
ACCA is still TOUGH.
Zindagi main 3 cheezain
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:
eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost
dusra,
Sacha Pyar
or
Teesra....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Meetha kharbuza... ;->
CNN News.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
cho0se one number
Cho0se one number;
10
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->
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