5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class

5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3290 views       Funny

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You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:


"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?






Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...

ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.

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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
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