5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class

5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...

May, 20 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3338 views Funny

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dhoni yaha bhi hai

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

?

Socho?

Think

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Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.

itz the month of snow songs

Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT

First Week :

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic onÂ mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

Once a husband

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

SMS ek bimari hai jo

SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai

Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.

Ek Call rooz app karo

baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!

Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!

Aik bar phir phairen

Dobra phairen

Chalen 1 bar phir

Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...

"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->

go in2 dark rum

go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....

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nw read!!!!!

pathan cought cheating

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)

yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

When ur life is in darkness pray

When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

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