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How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
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Baghat aur bagawan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
There is a saying..
There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->
Nobody teaches
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Catch her by her waist…
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2 Baar
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar
Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??
Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
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Åward øf
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*MußÅRÅK HØ*
ÅCHE sMs Krne
P Åp Kø
ÅWÅRD ØF ßEST sMs Sndr
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Ye SMS Mje Aya Socha apko Btadon
Madhuri Bipasha
Madhuri
Bipasha
Mallika Sheravat
neha dhupia
Rani mukherji
isha deol
twinkle khanaa
“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“
Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
Purani Kahawat hai
Purani Kahawat hai ke,
Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.
Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??
Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K
''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Phool Main Phool,
Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?
Man Was Complaining 2
Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone
Frnd: Wht Hapend?
Man: My Wife Found Out ;)
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