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ne Kaha K Judge
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BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
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Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
any woman can be
Any woman can
be a mother but it
takes someone
special to be
called
"Mom".
On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.
Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !
apsa koi haseen
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen
Apsey pehley kaheen
hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
Kajol is a terrorist
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
khudi ko kar nalaik itna
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle
Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
hands up
\(''.'')/ Hands up
\|/ / \
Agr apni jan pyari he to.
To
hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
aami je tumhar
aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.
shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.
4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,
Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,
Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
Professor
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
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