Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?

To Zardari ne Kaha







BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
  

May, 18 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2654 views       Funny

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Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..






Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives



"monopoly is always
damaging



and



competition improves
service".:->
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Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You Sister!! hehehehe....
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)


Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....





















Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





SHOAIB MALIK
Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy















Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->