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May, 15 2010
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NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Q:What Are The Two R
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?
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Ans
1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->
Father to Son: s
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai
Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
koi sui mangy hum teer deingy
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy
Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy
Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy
Magar
koi CHEENI mangy to
Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
Ek Sawal Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
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Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga
Shocho
Nai Pata
Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
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''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
Height of AbsurdiTy.
Height of AbsurdiTy. . .
The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
tum se acha to kutta hai
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!
Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...
k,
Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
A Sardar looking
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
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