Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
  

May, 15 2010     220 chars (2 sms)     5278 views       Funny

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Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah


Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"



Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.


Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:


"Saboot To Utha Loa"


pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:

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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)


~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...


Just
"T H I N K"


Something
"S T U P I D"


And Then


Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->


Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->
Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!