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Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
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Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"
Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
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''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,
''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,
Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,
Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.
Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
Tuje apne Piar ki
Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,
Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,
Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,
Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.
Do U Know My Love Story..
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
aisa karoge tou kon ayega
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?
Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,
MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,
ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,
ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
Height Of Dramay Bazii
Height Of Dramay Bazii
" Khanani Ghar Ghar Ki "
" Kasuti Zindgi Ki "
" Saas Bhi KAbhi Bahu Thi "
Sweet But Not Honey
Sweet But Not Honey
Precious But Not Money
Bright But Not Sunshine
Improves With Time But Not Wine
Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Most Relationship Fail
Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present
Its Just That
One Love Too Much
And
The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->
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