Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

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  3. Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
  
May, 15 2010     220 chars (2 sms)     5115 views       Funny

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chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->
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Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
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Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->
main b mulk ka naam


Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
btao ye konsa zamana hy?

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
yeh soch kar paresha
Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
ek kana kisi ladki k



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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Wife: What is so interesting in me?


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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