Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

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Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
  
May, 15 2010     220 chars (2 sms)     5783 views       Funny

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AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,

Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
1 Chutki Naswaar
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->
1 Bacha ZONG K Office
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
purani khawat hai
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
A WOMEN 2 A
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
2 kids wr lying 2gethr
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.

Son: Why?

Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.
Shetonon k school ki atendence:
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
meaning of pakistan

Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
Considering his achievements


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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