Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye

May, 17 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2326 views Funny

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Man calls mental hospital

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.

YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !

agar kabhi app bohat

agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?

"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"

Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->

FAMILY TRADITION

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.

u r beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...

the day i will die and go out of ur life

the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money

u r saving by not sending sms 2 me

jab light jati hy tou

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

if any dog attacks you

If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''

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