"students Vs teacherz"..
.
.
When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
.
.
Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
