students vs teacher

students vs teacher


"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
  

May, 06 2010     492 chars (4 sms)     3325 views       Funny

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Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
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Student:
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Logo''n Ne Poocha
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Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
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r like the rays of d sun dissipated.

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