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UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO
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pathan & admi
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?
Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon
Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?
Aj to itwar ha..
SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI
TO BACHA KEHTA HAI
SO JAO WARNA
EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA
Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?
Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?
Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!
I Said Stop..!!
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Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!
She Is Kidding
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
I Love You!
I Love You!
I realy Love You
I Love You More than Anything in the world
Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos
an engineer was l
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
If a boy gives
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)
sms packages band hony per
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.
Socho Kon?
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1. Faraz
2. Pathan
3. Sardar
4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
Why gals not interest in sports
Why gals not interest in sports?
Only 1% gals playing games.
Bcoz
Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY
APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?
ACHA
TO
TO
TO
TO
TO
TO
PHIR
GUL AHMAD
KIA PEHNY GA....?
After "Engagement
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi
After Phansi
Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying
"FIANCEE"
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