Maa: beta shadi u

Maa: beta shadi u
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
  

May, 25 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2640 views       Funny

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