Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

May, 19 2010 230 chars (2 sms) 1820 views Funny

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last night katrina said 2 me

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
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I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
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''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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Aishwrya Is A Film Star

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Wasim Is A Criket Star

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Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "

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ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

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bhige hont
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.
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kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->

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I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz

Whn I c Some Faults
In Them

I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That

"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
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Imagine...

Imagine...

Urself in a boat,
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Sharks all around u...

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?

Very simple...

Stop imAgininG.../ :P

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