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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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May, 26 2010
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New Economic Lingo -
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Q: What Difference
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS
''1 chor Police sy
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.
Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"
Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''
Whn V Drink
Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
The night was dark
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word
I.....la
puncture? ;->
difference between friend wife
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.
VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
Hamari ??? men chahat
Hamari ??? men chahat
Chahat me ????
Khalos me ????
Piyar mealey
Bench
Par
Baithey
Huye
Student
K
Bag
Mein
Parhi
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page #57
Ki
Line #10
Mein
Likha
Tha
K
Dusron ka time waste karna buri baat hai
S U N D A Y means, S= Soty raho!
S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday
mubarak ho yaar tujhe
Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .
Mazay Kar Mazay. . .
Khush Hai Han. . .
Hoga He Yaar. . .
Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->
When a man opens
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
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