A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
  

May, 26 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2244 views       Funny

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2 4rm OXFORD
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1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
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b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!

Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

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When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
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Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
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4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
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SONO
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BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
TUM
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MAI
JHANGIR
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Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->
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Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .