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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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May, 26 2010
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Height of being Hygienic:
Height of being Hygienic:
A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
Hello G G, G
Hello G
G, G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha
G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!
Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
phir Kya Hua?
Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
statement by asif za
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"
Magar?
"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
9876543210
9876543210
Ye
Mera
Naya
Number
Mat Samaj Lena, mamu Ye To 0 Se 9 Tak Ulti Ginti Likhi He!
is qadar hum zindagi
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->
jab load shedding ho out of control
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
Janix all izz wel ;->
Read Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Wo Hume Barbad Krte He
Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He
Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
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