A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

May, 26 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2180 views Funny

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camery wala ha

Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

Bantas advise:-

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

bara gosht mana kia hua hai

In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,

"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
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.
.
Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

if a baby is born in

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

?

?

?

?

?

1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

Suno Aaj Aftar Me

Suno

Aaj

Aftar Me

Khajoor Bhi Thay

Samose Bhi Thay

Chanay Bhi Thay

Kele Bhi Thay

Saib Bhi Thay

Angoor Bhi Thay

Sharbat Bhi Tha

Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi

Pakoray.....

Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise?

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?

niche dekho..

Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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shrafat:-
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sadaqat:-
*
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or
*
*
in ki larkian.

It Doesn''t Matter

It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss ... ;->

1 Day God Tested

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)

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