A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
  

May, 26 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2170 views       Funny

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Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)