A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

May, 26 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 3131 views Funny

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dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

tu khud ko beshak ta

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,

MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->

A man in Hell asked Devil:

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Doc 2 Patient :

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Phool Kharab Nahi

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein

Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)

Arz Kiya Ha

Arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-

Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!

''Kuch tey perday

''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

EURO=79.50 US$=60.70

EURO=79.50
US$=60.70
UAE=16.50
PST=117.00
Heart=.........??
What Is Rate Of My Precious Heart...??
Give Me The Rate (Must Reply)

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

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