A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

May, 26 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2883 views Funny

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PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

Whatâ€™s The Height Of Hope

Whatâ€™s The Height Of Hope

Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

â€œMAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONEDâ€ ;->

Two guls are talking to each other:

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

It''s the sweetest

It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

If I were to make a dictionary

If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->

miss callen martay h

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

Aata Khatam Gas Khatam

Aata Khatam

Gas Khatam

Petrol Khatam

Ghee Khatam

Taraqi Ki Janib Ek Ar Qadam

Vote For
''''Pakistan Mujrim League''''

Select Prime Minister
''''Chodri Azab-e-Ilahi'''' ;->

AAj apko pani se

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola

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