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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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May, 26 2010
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''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hai ya or likhon?''
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
the chief excitement
The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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.
Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
1 Frnd:
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
shah jahan ne taj mehal k
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,
Aur Kaha
Maa Qasam,
Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?
WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.
CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?
Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->
Khub surat pholon mai,
Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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1 kira zaror hota hai..
The Best Gifts 2 B Given.
The Best Gifts 2 B Given.
2 A Frnd:
H0nesty,
2 An Enemy:
Forgiveness,
2 Parents:
Gratefulness,
2 God
Ur Life,
2 Me:
Nokia N95, Sony Laptop,Bmw Etc Etc. ;->
''Wht''s d similarity
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
Bus Rahne do
Zindagi mile itnay dhokay
chalo miti pao its ok.
Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe
look outside its sp
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
future husband a free chocolate
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
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