A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
  

May, 26 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2056 views       Funny

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Oh my friend keep way,
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M A T H S.....?
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.
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
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