Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

May, 19 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 2249 views Funny

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sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

tum sunya ki bad surat

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai

Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->

pathan!!!

Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

woman on date with husbands best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Remember !

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna

Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.

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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B A

Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->

''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

Fakir bache se:

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

Wife: i think our daughter

Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->

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