Ek Zaruri Suchna-

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

May, 14 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2820 views Funny

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Every normal

Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling

''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,

''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain

Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''

New Exciting

New Exciting Offer From
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1

"AATE"

Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-

american police chor

American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou

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Tou

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<))>
JL

ToU MaIn Kia Karun

:Khud BhugTo".. ;->

Height of Bindaasness..

Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"

what will himesh

what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?

Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???

Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!

a day will come wen

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

When a apple is red its ready to pluck. When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...

When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

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Ek Zaruri Suchna-

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