Abey, main hon na

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"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."

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William Badchoda =P =D

May, 13 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 1824 views Funny

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Engineer: a person

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->

intern international survey

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

Hav U evr noticed

Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!

I''ve written a nice poem 4 u

I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...

Mental Hospital is not so far..

teacher batao wo ko

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

ek aadmi tha...

ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y?//////

kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->

Tera hona zarori tha na

Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha

Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,

A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,

bcoz a gud friend carries the load of dificulties and pains in friendship.

U do same & U r my gud frnd,so U r my cute Donkey GUD LUK

Q) Which is the motion

Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION

A Special dinner For u

A Special dinner For u

In The Hotel Of My HEART

A Boul Of SMILE

Wid Soup Of CARE

In The Pot Of HAPPINESS

Dish Is LOVE

Pay By Bill

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MISSING ME . . .

QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

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Abey, main hon na

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