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''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''
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Hamei tu Sms ne Loota
Hamei tu
Sms
ne Loota
Call
Main Kaha
Dum Tha
Mere
Sms
Waha Ponchay
Jaha Balance
Kam tha.
Teacher:
Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?
Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
Wife On Wedding
Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "
Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->
uss wakt shirt utari hui thi
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
Arz kiya hai......
Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....
jaise...
jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
Teacher To 16
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...
Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->
Q) Which is the motion
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION
tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
''WARNING ! ! !
''WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY
APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?
ACHA
TO
TO
TO
TO
TO
TO
PHIR
GUL AHMAD
KIA PEHNY GA....?
In Pakistan Survey Report to m
In Pakistan Survey Report to me
How many girls want to meet HamY
Survey Results
YES: 9%
NO: 0%
91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
Manzil ki taraf badhte
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
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