''Neem k 4 patte lo

''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah

Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''

May, 24 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2041 views Funny

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See Stars Are Blinking

Moon Is Shining

&

Breeze Is Singing

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I Ask them

To Greet You

A Special Night ... !!! :)

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Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?

Pathan Bola
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Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain
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Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
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Papa:Q?
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Ka Naam Nahi Aya.

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bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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Tooth Pics.

fresh juice ka dibba

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Fresh Orange Juice Ka dibba
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JUST 4 U
Khali Hai..
Paon Maar Kar
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Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

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Jazz: ATAY ki sunao
Brooke bond supreme
yehi yu hai apna ATA
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sardar:3 months.

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Sardar: 3 months

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