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Jun, 01 2015     262 chars (2 sms)     10985 views       Funny

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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy



Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...





Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!


pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai


Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->
Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->