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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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May, 19 2010
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FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "
FILM;
"Destroy Pakistan "
Hero:
President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf
Herion:
Condlisa Rise
Villan:
Osama bin laden
Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan
Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim
Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king
Comedien:
sheikh Rashid
Suporting Actor:
Hamiid Karzai,
Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
What will Himesh
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
The worst way of missing some one is...
The worst way of missing some one is...
like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
aik intahaee educati
Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...
Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,
Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
if a baby is born in
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?
Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho
gale milna chahte hai sab
kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
husband wife men
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
many many happy retu
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
You Are Too Sexy . . .
You Are Too Sexy . . .
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If U Think U Are
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->
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