chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2738 views Funny

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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

1 Pathan pani P raha tha .

1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???

sending birthday ble

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Sardar proposed a girl…

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->

tell me your name in english

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Best Punishment

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:

Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

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