chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli

chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3031 views       Funny

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Time Pass Tha. . . ;->
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
Kion?
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KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO "MISS CALL" MARTA RAHA.''
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi

Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...


For


How Else Can We
Explain


''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->



Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































About 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






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