*Some funny trut

*Some funny trut
*Some funny truth*
* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.
  

May, 19 2010     708 chars (5 sms)     2575 views       Funny

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We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary
Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing
Parhai karo
fail hone se mat daro
larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
her larki ko propose karo
Inkar se na daro
Kyunki
GEETA main likha
hai
karam karo
Phal ki chinta mat karo.......


A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
Main teray pyar mei,
Pagal hua chhALIAY. .
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Iodex maliay kaam te chaliay. . . ;->
A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?



Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro



Phir












Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!