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What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
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May, 18 2010
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Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?
Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai
Battery Low
Battery Low . . . ;->
''Larka:Mere sath
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
on this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Daughter: I want to do BBA.
Father: what is that?
Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki
''B''ike par
''A''sh!!!!!
The Two
The Two
Dangerous
Weapons In The World
Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...
1) A Girl''s Smile
2) A Girl''e Tears ...
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:
Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
We Have Been Listening :
We Have Been Listening :
"Practice Males Perfect ... "
But
Also That Too :
"Nobody is Perfect ... "
So
"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
A Man Has A Crow.
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...
What Does He Call It..?
Any Gueses
Dont Knw
He Calls It
''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->
''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''
What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
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