wife tum toh chaht

wife tum toh chaht

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
  

May, 06 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     1936 views       Funny

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Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad


Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)


Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??


Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a
big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will
be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!
Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi..
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay
Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''