When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives. !!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
