Engineer: a person

Engineer: a person
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     3498 views       Funny

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo
After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!


Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!