Engineer: a person

Engineer: a person
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2612 views       Funny

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''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!


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kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)