Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.