''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe, Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k. . . . . . . . Aglay din karenGe, . Maar dO Maar dO zalimO Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(
Pathan: Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy Buzdili hy Pagalpun hy Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
