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before the clock str
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
  

May, 03 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     2389 views       Funny

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Agr Kisi Chowk

Per
Apko
Lady Trafic
Wardenpasand Aa
JAYE
TO
CHOWK
K Ird Gird
Chkr
Lgain
Or JAB
7 Chakr
Poray Ho
Jain
To Uska
Hath Pakrain
Or Bolain
Bidhai Ho Bidhai
Aj Se Tum Ho
Hmari Lugai. . .>
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log


Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log



Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K


Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''


Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->