Itz tHE DaY of cakes

Itz tHE DaY of cakes
Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B''day!
  

May, 03 2010     112 chars (1 sms)     2524 views       Funny

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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi


Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving

Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
Bewaqofon Ki nishaniya::: 1.Hamesha bewaqt misscall karenge………. 2.SMS muskura k padenge…………. 3.niche mat padna……………. ………… ……… ……………………….. ……….. Jo bat mna karo wo zaror krenge
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































About 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYA HAI....
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”