There was a couple.

There was a couple.
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????







kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!
  

May, 21 2010     431 chars (3 sms)     2408 views       Funny

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KHABARDAR!
"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.
Tamam sms "WALDAIN" ki pohanch se dor rkhye
"VIZART-E-ISHQ Hakomat-e-dil.


Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .




Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .







When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .







When Heart Fails











Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai




Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)


Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :
''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?









Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re
A Gun Can Kill Sum1

Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart

But

Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..

KeEp iNg

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->