There was a couple.

There was a couple.
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????







kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!
  

May, 21 2010     431 chars (3 sms)     3028 views       Funny

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YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,

Woh Kehte hAiN
''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->
K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?



















I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.