There was a couple.

There was a couple.
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????







kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!
  

May, 21 2010     431 chars (3 sms)     2743 views       Funny

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1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)
Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated ecards.
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
urdu ki book main likhaa hay





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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay


Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye

;->
Scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...




Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->