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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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May, 20 2010
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1 bhoot dusre bhoot se
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!
Don''t Wonder
I Tell You The Reason
Because
Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
Find the most suitable
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..
''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''
Nhi pata?
Ok i tell u
its..
TOILET... ;->
NON SMOKERS vs Smoker
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
Is dress ka kya price hai
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
pakistani m0vies fl0p q h0ti hyn
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?
Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
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...
...
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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''
Boy: I am not rich
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR
( ''.'')
( )_, - - .
L L ,,:
Wahin fawara chor dia.''
Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Mein Khudkashi Ker Li
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
doctor seikh sy a
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi
Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
Wats d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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