Last nite i had a dream abt U...

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

May, 20 2010 204 chars (2 sms) 2872 views Funny

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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

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Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

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Boy To His Friend:
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Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...

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Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

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Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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Human brain is the most

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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

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