vijaymy uncle knew

vijaymy uncle knew

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
  

May, 06 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2375 views       Funny

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Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?



Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
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Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!


1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

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Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
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Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
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The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
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Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
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Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
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Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
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Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
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Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
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Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

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.
.
Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds

Wat Wil Its Mother Say?

"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai