A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary
A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

But. . .

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     1932 views       Funny

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Ik adme chupkay say jahanum say nekla aur janat main chala gayafreshtay na pakar ker khub maraadmi utha or bolaTUWADI INA HARKTA TOO KOI JANAT WICH NAI ANDA.
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"





Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































About 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
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S-Weet
M-orning
S-tarts now..
"GOOd Morning"

keep smiling.
I Love You!


I realy Love You


I Love You More than Anything in the world



Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai

Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun

K Mere Papa Ki Wish

Hai K Main Doctor Banno.