I Pray Tht

I Pray Tht
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
  

May, 14 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2182 views       Funny

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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)


Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay

Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle

Per jis lerki pe dum nikle

Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->
Jaan
.



Jaan



Jaan


Jaan
Jaan chor do meri


Mere sMs k Deewano


Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye


mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->
Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

Sachi

Acha Kese?

G Haan

Kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

"Sorry Wrong Number"
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Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000

Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
Main teray pyar mei,
Pagal hua chhALIAY. .
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Iodex maliay kaam te chaliay. . . ;->