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1 rich girl ko school mei
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1 rich girl ko school mei
1 rich girl ko school mei
1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----
" Ek gareeb khandan tha.
abbu gareeb the,
ammi gareeb thi,
aur bachche bhi gareeb the,
khandan mei 4 nauker the,
woh bhi gareeb the.......
Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......
Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko
tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.
Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..
Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...
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New scheme of school and college holidays
New scheme of school and college holidays
Summer vacations
Eid holidays
Winter holidays
And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
A LawYer
A LawYer
Will dO
AnYthInG 2 Win
A CaSe
SomeTimeS
He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
Why Did The Statue
Why Did The Statue
Of Liberty Have
To Be A Woman?
The Head Had To
Be Hollow To
Make A
Restaurant In It!
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jab har janib khamoshi ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye
Jb taangen thak jaen
To
Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
Birdy birdy
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly
the poor wish to b
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...
The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...
The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...
And
The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Tim Tim Kerde Taare
Na Koi Msg
Na Koi Bell
Ki Gal Ae Pyare
Kyun ?
Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
Dear Indians,
Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE
Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444
Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947
Sorry For The Late Delivery!
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
ye Shadi nahin Aasan
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!
Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Breaking News By Geo : "
Breaking News By Geo : "
Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding
Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "
Sorry,
Abhi Itna He Suna Tha
K Light Chali Gai .
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