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1 rich girl ko school mei
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1 rich girl ko school mei
1 rich girl ko school mei
1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----
" Ek gareeb khandan tha.
abbu gareeb the,
ammi gareeb thi,
aur bachche bhi gareeb the,
khandan mei 4 nauker the,
woh bhi gareeb the.......
Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......
Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko
tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.
Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..
Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...
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''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,
Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,
Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,
Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->
where did love born
Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
Kareena Kapoor Once Said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
Misuse of English!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
''Dear Friends.
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after
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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
ghajani effect a b
Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
Seven Phases Of Life
Seven Phases Of Life
1) Studies
2) Games
3) Entertainment
4) Love
5)
6)
7)
Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi
10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa
KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
facts abt me ein
Facts Abt Me:
Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
khaansi ka elaaj
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta
Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye
Subha Shaam
7 Baar
Khyber
Pukkhtoon Khwaaah
Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah
Bole''n
Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,
kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata
waqai nahin aata
common sense hay yaar
unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
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