1 rich girl ko school mei

1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

May, 20 2010 455 chars (3 sms) 3146 views Funny

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JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,

JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,

TAB!!

MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

govt ne awam ki moha

Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->

Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!

Shikari dost say

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

Viaah De Mauqe

Viaah De Mauqe Te Jado Dolli Turi Te Duhe Da Mobile Vajya

Us Te Ringtone Te Gana Lagya C

"Dil Me Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale" ;->

An Interesting Line

An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"

HOW TO EXERCISE YOUR BRAIN

2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

SHALWAR bandhane k lye

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)

pathan ki girlfriend

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

OHM law

Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.

student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)

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