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1 rich girl ko school mei
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1 rich girl ko school mei
1 rich girl ko school mei
1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----
" Ek gareeb khandan tha.
abbu gareeb the,
ammi gareeb thi,
aur bachche bhi gareeb the,
khandan mei 4 nauker the,
woh bhi gareeb the.......
Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......
Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko
tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.
Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..
Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...
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is qadar hum zindagi
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
laado de lashkare ja
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
When sum1 touch
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,
its LOVE
Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,
then its Khujli...
You r a dog.
You r a dog.
kiyon bura kaga na???
tarr bura mat mano
Dog means
O=of
G=Girls
Now u r smilling
Haans raha hai
Kutta kahin ka!...->
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
Listen how ppl
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?
Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa
uFf
Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
APKI BATAIN...
APKI BATAIN...
APKI BOLI...
APKA STYLE...
APKA CHALNA...
APKI SMILE...
APKA SHARMANA...
APKI ADAA...
.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........
KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.
Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,
Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
Height Of Jhatka
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
once chhakka
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
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