ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
  

May, 13 2010     248 chars (2 sms)     2198 views       Funny

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Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
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Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
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From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??



















From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....


Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...


PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."


Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


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