ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

May, 13 2010 248 chars (2 sms) 2459 views Funny

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Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi

Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile

aap ko 1 word send k

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..

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"ABBA"

tum to 14v ka chand ho

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Bring Her Home. . .

Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .

Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .

&

Have A Nice. . .

Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...

Ya

Jysoria ;->

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???

Socho

Socho

Socho

Aur Socho

Rehman Dakait ...

''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''

Meera

"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".

Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay

Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay

Kia Le Ker Jayenge

Mujhe Sms Na Ker K Kitne Paise Bachayenge

Itne Paise Bacha Ker Kia

Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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