A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
  

May, 14 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2881 views       Funny

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Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!
Once "Chhakka"



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2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..



Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk


The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "

Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..

" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..

Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)
MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<
Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I''m still keeping you or I''m letting go...