A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
  

May, 14 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2594 views       Funny

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JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he



kisi ki pasand se hame kya




hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....







jaise...






jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker

Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr Sms Dekhna Aam Hogaya Hai
Is Liye Aap
Ko Neeche Dekhne Ki Zarurat Nahi Ok . . . ?
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Aakhir Pakistani Hai Na Jis Kaam Ko Mana Karo
Wo Zarur Kare Ga . . . ;-
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.

ap to aik farishta ho.

kon sa farishta?

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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->