A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
  

May, 14 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2402 views       Funny

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Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
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U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send Sms ;->


"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?


Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

?

Socho?

Think

?

Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
One Technical question:


Where do u find MANGOES..?


NO,it is nt on mango tree


Fruit shop?


NO wrong


ANS


where ever WOMAN goes


Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
!
!
!
kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar


Tik tik tik tik tik tik
Arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-


KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)