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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
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May, 14 2010
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lonG naiLs. . .
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
If U Are
If U Are
Ever In Doubt
As To Wether or Not
To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .
Alwayz Give Her
The Benifit Of The Doubt
Food for thought:
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
police
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
Want To Improve Your Relationship .
Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ?
...
...
...
See Love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !
karachi mein itni mehngai
karachi mein itni mehngai
bad-amni
aur
hangama-aarai
k bawajood
agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to
.
.
.
PTV Lagain.
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Socho....
maa badaulat!
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye
But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!
Pata ha kiyo?
Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,
Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''
Pathan joined
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...
Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
traffic rules
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school
He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students
wait for the teachers
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,
Zindgi main sab ko hasana,
Dushman ko b galay lagana,
Phir b koi ghum day to,
Maray ko phone lagana,
THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
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